Trump wants Canada, Greenland and the Panama Canal

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Carney saved Greenland and the western world by showing them how to stand up to a bully on the world stage.

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Europe was still whistling past the graveyard hoping to wait out Trump. Now they know why Canadians turned so hard against him. We can’t wait 3 years

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DAVOS. European leaders reportedly spent Wednesday afternoon staring straight ahead in courteous paralysis after a fresh round of MAGA-era speeches detonated inside the forum, marking what analysts described as “the loudest PowerPoint ever delivered without a single observable fact.”

Sources confirm the room retained the classic Davos ambiance of warm lighting, tailored wool, and a mutual agreement that nobody is allowed to say “what the hell” out loud. Even so, several delegates were seen inspecting their wine glasses mid-sip, apparently checking whether the expected notes of oak and blackberry had been replaced with “light psychosis.”

Not figuratively.

Literally.

This was ideology performed inside a hermetically sealed reality.

“It’s not that we disagree,” said one European official, speaking anonymously because their country still depends on at least one American satellite. “It’s that we’re struggling to confirm we are inhabiting the same universe. We keep calling out. No echo.”

According to attendees, the speeches delivered with flawless confidence included the following verified truths of the new order:

Wind turbines cause cancer. Trillions of dollars have poured into America in weeks, surpassing the federal budget, multiple planetary economies, and the total money ever invented. The economy is the strongest in human history, a claim issued while Americans work three jobs and are financially ruined by an unexpected root canal. Greenland must be taken. Canada does not exist without us. Europe would be speaking German without American mercy. Muslims have replaced Europe. Denmark is irrelevant. Europe builds nothing. Low birth rates equal extinction. Speech is banned. Truth tellers are hunted. Everyone is lying except us.

Observers noted that the most unsettling moment was not the shouting.

It was the visible bewilderment on the speakers’ faces when the room failed to nod along. The brief flicker of panic that occurs when the audience stops pretending the rules still apply.

Like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, the madness is not loud.

It is the shock of realizing the rest of the world has quietly stood up and walked out of the script.

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Jim Chalmers says Canadian PM’s ‘stunning’ denunciation of Trump is being widely discussed in Australian government
Treasurer joins former PM Malcom Turnbull in praising Mark Carney’s comments at the World Economic Forum gathering in Davos
Jim Chalmers praised Carney because:
- Australia is also dealing with U.S. pressure and tariff threats
- Canberra sees Canada as a like‑minded “middle power”
- Carney’s speech articulated concerns many governments have but rarely say aloud


Carney's Davos speech strikes a chord in Mexico

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China dumps more US debt, buys other assets as Trump targets Powell
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